Heard on Twitter

So last week I had Twitbin up and was reading tweets and some had me thinking and some had me laughing. So I decided to keep track of some of the best and post them every Sunday. So here goes my first edition. Tweets are separated by thoughtful and funny.  :)

THOUGHTFUL TWEETS
sendchocolate: @Military_Mama the one thing I do differently than my mom? I apologize to my kids when (not if) I screw up.

karlameachem: The worst prison is a closed heart.

karlameachem: God gives every bird it’s food, but he doesn’t throw it into the nest.

AprilTara: Its a shame parents are put in a position of having to spend hours fighting & advocating for our families against state agencies

AprilTara: It really breaks my heart for families who don’t have the info & resources to advocate for themselves or are too intimidated by gov’t

FUNNY TWEETS
Hip_M0M: I don’t cook because when I got married I gave my husband a choice. I told him I could only be talented in one room of the house….

Hip_M0M: …he didn’t choose the kitchen.

AprilTara: I mean is it really that hard to find an unmarried guy between 30-45 yrs old who doesn’t look like Larry the Cable Guy & can spell “you’re”?