TWEETS THAT MAKE YOU THINK
karlameachem: To be irreplaceable, you must be different!
Jalapeno: Did you know… Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
akaMonty: When your doctor keeps giving you advice on how to help your problem and you continually IGNORE it, I have zero sympathy for you.
AprilTara: Its amazing how much more I get done when I stay off of Twitter. Its losing its appeal. Quickly.
TWEETS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH
athomemom: Is there ever a good reason to wake someone up just to ask if they are going to continue sleeping? I mean, really!
jodyreale: Soaking up the most serene, peaceful family dinner we’ve ever had. Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008, I’ve been waiting for you.
Jalapeno: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Jalapeno: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing
techie_girl: Realized after lunch that I had been taking Tylenol Cold nighttime formular the entire day. No wonder I was so tired.
my3lilmonkeys: My 4 year old just came out of my room saying “Mama! Daddy! Your room is STILL MESSY!!! You need to clean it!” Taste of my own medicine.
mikedoe: I might be paranoid. Just Googled my grandma to make sure she’s not up to no good.
akaMonty: Fat’s a much better wrinkle-filler than botox. Also cheaper.
Patrysha: I will once again not start thinking about Christmas until December and do my shopping between the 20th and 23rd it’s tradition
jodyreale: I tell each day it’s my favorite, and then ask it to keep it a secret so that the others don’t get jealous. I’m clever that way.
jodyreale: If being distracted all the time is wrong, I don’t wanna…hey look! an ANT!
jodyreale: Considering forming an organization called the National Association of National Associations.
tupperwareclair: Ok, you made me want chocolate… and Johny Depp… maybe Johnny Depp covered in Chocolate!!! YUMMY!
wyndsong: I feel the same way :( maybe we should start a d-list community blog LOL! Like Kathy Griffins show
relocatedyank: The men in church like to tease me about my talkitiveness… I now have a name tag that simply says 1 cor 14:34. They think they r funny
My favorite one that made me laugh the most was tupperwareclair: Ok, you made me want chocolate… and Johny Depp… maybe Johnny Depp covered in Chocolate!!! YUMMY! I’m not a huge Johnny Depp fan but the mere thought of a man covered in chocolate….ummm heck yeah! And another one that made me laugh was techie_girl: Realized after lunch that I had been taking Tylenol Cold nighttime formular the entire day. No wonder I was so tired. I’ve done that not once, not twice but three different times! You would think after the 1st time you’d learn to pay better attention to the packages. LOL
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